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With Pits & Pearlies™ (truly clean) Deodorant, Toothpaste, & our NEW Tooth powder!

The "big" guys are trying to cause chaos & control alllll the things, but there's an awakening & growing movement happening. Families are returning to the more wholesome, simpler, old-fashioned way of life.

We're here to help you do the same ~ To enjoy health & freedom the way God designed. You can be a part of something bigger. And you can start by smelling & smiling good... naturally. :)

Meet our Toothpaste's NEW Best Friend ~ Tooth Powder!

Like No Toothpaste You've Ever Experienced. It's A.m.a.z.i.n.g.

STOP The Stink, All Day Long. We're Not Kidding.


We're Bringing Health Back To Nature & Nature Back To Health. And we've made it easy for you to find what you need with "just enough, but not too many" products your body will thank you for.
Shop & enjoy now, without the overwhelm.


Whether for gift-giving, traveling, or trying out a variety of our products, you can enjoy $sssaving by customizing your very own Mix & Match.

Each bundle you purchase comes with a beautifully hand-stamped, cotton canvas bag, perfect for storing, traveling, or gift giving.

Customize your bundle:

1. Pits & Pearlies ~ (full size jars)
2. Try It Out ~ (mini size jars)
3. All The Things! ~ (full size jars)

The Product That Started It All

Pits & Pearlies™ Deodorant & Toothpaste may have become our best sellers, but let us give thanks to the very first product in our shop that made every other product possible: Our original whipped Botanical Body Butter.

From nail technicians, to construction workers, to podiatrists, to amputees, to moms, to baby's bums... it has most certainly taken a spotlight.

Rich & Creamy + Light & Airy means it's wonderful for Women's feminine hands & Men's manly hands... and Everybody's body.

Try them all!

Finally, Lip Balm That Softens... The First Time.

Our Favorite ~ Ever ~ Customer Reaction.


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Concerned about Big Pharma? And all the "big" industries for that matter? Oh yes, we feel the same.

Which is why we do what we do.

For years, we made non-toxic products for our own family, & eventually we wanted to make them available for other people too.

We create (& will continue to create) non toxic deodorant, non toxic toothpaste and other personal care products that return the power of health and freedom to you.

Whether you're looking to give your daily routine an overhaul, or to give a gift to a loved one... our Faith, Family, Freedom & Farma focused company is here to help you do just that.

Don't you think it's time that you & your family experience the power of nature & the "This is the way God designed us" lifestyle, using products that won't make you die?

We do...

The globalist industry's goal is to take us down (ie: health, family, education, religion, conservative values). But we're not going to let them.

You can take control of your wellbeing as you're mindful of what you put in & on your body (the temple God gave you).

And WE ARE WITH YOU in this growing movement back to true health & freedom through clean & wholesome products, education, & community.


Finally, a WHOLE BODY non toxic deodorant ... that's also an aluminum free deodorant AND a baking soda free deodorant, making it the perfect deodorant for sensitive skin.

Phew, that was a mouth full!

But the best part is, because of our uniquely creamy formulation of minerals & other ingredients, it actually works, for ALL your parts, ALL day long, without irritation.

Some day we may offer a deodorant stick, but for now we've chosen to offer cream, because it can:

(1) Be applied nearly anywhere.
(2) Connect you with your own body for a deeper sense of reality in this "virtual" reality world.
(3) Be massaged right into your hands or elsewhere as a velvety magnesium moisturizer, if there is any left over on your fingers after applying.

Besides... one of our awesome customers, Dakota, was an avid stick user. He refused to use our deodorant cream until he ran out of his stick one day & was desperate to use something. So his wife convinced him to "at least try" our creamy deodorant, and when he did... he was hooked. They've let us know he won't use anything else now. :)

Unlike most other brands of toothpastes, our health promoting (not health damaging) non toxic toothpaste actually TASTES GOOD.

It also cleans, whitens, & is fluoride free, AND it supports reducing plaque, healing cavities & remineralization. 

If you have sensitive teethsensitive gums, OR sensory issues we're excited to inform you that you've now found (right here!) the most wonderful solution.

Why is our toothpaste Perfect for your Pearlies? Here are a few reasons:

1. Its unique & comfortable texture for gentle scrubbing.
2. A variety of yummy (but not too overpowering), non-toxic flavors for fresh breath & enjoyment.
3. No water required. Just scoop, brush, & *spit! Perfect for traveling & after dinner at restaurants.
4. The comfort of knowing you won't need to call poison control if your child swallows it.

*Spitting in the trash is recommended.

We thought out of the box... We knew there's probably not a human on earth that doesn't want to smell (& feel) fresh in ALL the right places.

So we created BOTH Perfect Pits™ AND Perfect Pearlies™.

Of course they're available separately, but they're also available in the mix & match Pits & Pearlies Pack. Have fun customizing your scents & flavors, AND enjoy bundle savings, with Whole Body Deodorant & truly Healthy Toothpaste Pits & Pearlies Packs.

They really do make the Perfect Pair.


Can we just talk about the truth of things for a minute? In today's (literally) toxic, fast-paced world, the pursuit of natural health and a clean, holistic lifestyle has become increasingly vital. As individuals & families seek to re-claim control over their well-being, there's been this resurging interest in natural remedies, whole food nutrition, simple non-toxic living, and the rejection of pharmaceutical/big industry influence.

Let's look at the principles of natural & holistic health, and explore the benefits of simple, clean, wholesome living. And of course, we'll talk about the importance of non toxic body care products in supporting these lifestyle choices.

By returning to our roots and embracing the more, shall we say, “old-fashioned” ways from those who came before us (while of course still enjoying today's modern conveniences)... and rejecting big pharma's massive hold, we can cultivate & enjoy a healthier, more peaceful, & fulfilling every-day life.

Don't. we. all. long. for. that.

In recent years, there's been a growing awareness of the interconnectedness between personal health, respecting this earth we live on, and the well-being of our communities as a whole... This holistic (ie: all the elements) yearning recognizes the importance of addressing not only physical ailments but also emotional, mental, and spiritual struggles.

At the same time, there's been a shift towards simpler, more sustainable (maintained long term) living practices, with an emphasis on self-sufficiency &, simplicity.

With this return to the old-fashioned ways, big pharma's influence ~ characterized by profit-driven agendas, over-medicalization, and the promotion of synthetic (& toxic!) pharmaceuticals ~ has come under scrutiny.

So in response, people are increasingly turning to natural health practices, embracing cleaner, simpler, more holistic, and even more homestead-ish lifestyles. If you weren’t aware, you can “homestead”  in rural AND urban settings. I (Jennifer) am personally working to make the years of content & classes I used to share, available again, so you can learn & implement in any setting.

With that, seeking out products (such as aluminum free deodorant & fluoride free toothpaste) as just one means of reclaiming our autonomy and separating from "the system" has become a huge priority.

Natural, holistic wellness is rooted in the belief that the body has an innate capacity to heal itself when given the proper support and resources. This approach emphasizes the connection between all aspects of health—physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual ~ and focuses on addressing imbalances at their root cause rather than merely treating symptoms (which suppresses the root cause). Key principles include clean nutrition & products, movement, stress reduction, aligning with the rhythm of the earth/seasons, natural remedies, and Mind-Body Therapy & the Healing Arts.

It's simply a lifestyle choice that prioritizes a closer connection to God, ourselves, our beautiful earth, & each other. It involves reducing reliance on external systems by growing/raising our own food, living more simply (less "stuff" & less "stuff to do"), and learning how to take care of our own family's health & wellbeing... It's cultivating a deeper appreciation for the natural world.

Rejecting Big Pharma and Embracing Non-Toxic Body Care Products:

Speaking of all of the above, Big Pharma's dominance over the healthcare industry has led to the overuse of prescription drugs & medical treatments, and the suppression (dare I say annihilation) of natural solutions. In contrast, non-toxic health & personal care products offer a safer, more sustainable alternative, free from harmful chemicals, and yes, poisonous ingredients.

Probably stating the obvious… common non-toxic body care products include fluoride-free toothpaste, aluminum-free deodorant, organic lip balm, natural body butter, and chemical free skincare products (Yes, I know all substances contain chemicals, but I’m referring to toxic/man-made chemicals).

The Benefits of Non-Toxic Body Care:

Using items that are free from toxins provides SO MANY benefits for both personal health and environmental sustainability (the "non-woke" kind, of course).

By avoiding toxic chemicals and synthetic ingredients, you're at a super-reduced risk of not only skin irritation and allergic (rejection) reactions, but also long-term health problems such as hormone disruption, neurological damage, and carcinogenicity (ie: cancer). And to help that happen, we make purity & ethical sourcing a priority, aligning our values with the values of like minded conscious consumers.

It offers us all a pathway to greater health, happiness, and hope for our future. We can reclaim freedom & agency over our own lives and foster a deeper connection to ourselves, our personal environment, our communities, and God.

The growing evils of today are drowning us in confusion & chaos. But as we continue to navigate the ever-so-growing complexities of modern life, we can simplify our own, by remembering that true happiness & wellness begins with the choice to nurture ourselves & our families the way God intended.

As you probably already know (or at the very least have heard), Big Pharma's influence looms oh so large, and the quest for true health has become increasingly challenging. But in the middle of all the chaos and confusion, a growing movement is emerging ~ one that champions natural health, clean ingredients, and the return to simple, wholesome living.

Let's look even closer at the depths of big pharma corruption and explore the benefits of alternative (original!) products to help you rediscover the beauty of separating from the system & returning to our old-fashioned roots in a modern world.

Over the past few years, it's become pretty obvious that Big Pharma's grip on the modern "health" industry is undeniable, with profits & control being prioritized over people's health. From aggressive marketing tactics to the suppression of natural solutions (and denying that they even work), their influence invades every aspect of healthcare. The corruption has led to not only widespread over-prescription of medications, unnecessary procedures, and a lack of preventative measures, but also a monopolized shopping industry full of products that are DESIGNED to keep you as their customer.

While I (Jennifer) and we as a company wholeheartedly welcome modern medicine in emergency situations, we've experienced multiple times, the detrimental effects of modern medicine AND modern products (such as "food," body care, home care, yard care, & more).

The now well known fact simply is, people are turning to natural health & natural living as a beacon of hope. Addressing the root causes of health issues,& focusing on prevention rather than just treatment, offers an honestly transformative approach to life.

The Importance of Clean Ingredients

Most conventional personal care products are factory produced & laden with toxic chemicals and synthetic additives that DO have adverse effects on your health. By opting for products like (because they're necessary core things we offer, so why not mention them!) non toxic toothpaste, and non toxic deodorant, you can minimize your & your family’s exposure to harmful substances and support your body's natural cleansing (detox) & healing processes.

In your pursuit of better health, we kinda' bet you've experienced (or are at least developing) a growing appreciation for the purity & simplicity of homestead-like living. Returning to the land, cultivating our own food, and embracing old-fashioned natural ways, along with "self" (individual & like-minded people) sufficiency, allows us to reconnect with nature and live in harmony with the rhythms of the earth, which simply put... creates health. 

We're committed to honoring the wisdom of generations past & helping you nourish your body by creating simple core products made from wholesome ingredients that harness the goodness of nature. We hope you value your health & that of your family’s enough to do walk this journey with us, transform your life, and set the stage for your children & grandchildren to prosper in health & freedom.

Exploring Natural Alternatives

For your beautiful smile, the combination of non toxic fluoride free toothpaste and natural, remineralizing toothpaste offers a wonderful alternative to conventional (toxic) oral "care” products, promoting strong and healthy teeth without the use of artificial & poisonous additives.

Meanwhile, for all those stinky parts, non toxic deodorant options provide long-lasting odor protection without compromising on safety or purity. And with baking-soda-free deodorant for sensitive skin, you can soothe and protect your delicate underarm areas, as well as other areas of your body (feet, belly button, décolleté, & skin folds) without the risk of irritation or discomfort.

Your Path to Wellness

As we all navigate the complexities of modern life, it's essential to remember that true wellness begins with informed choices. By rejecting big pharma corruption and embracing natural, holistic health practices, you can reclaim control over your life and experience so much more peace and vitality. We really hope you'll work with us by making clean choices to build a future where health is not just the absence of disease... but the flourishing of body, mind, spirit… and home.

To put it a little bit bluntly, the health of our children is under siege, with chronic illnesses and health issues on the rise faster than ever before. A lot of factors contribute to this freakishly alarming trend, but at the heart of the issue lies the influence of Big Pharma, Big Ag, and the Industrial Revolution.

The collusion of these entities has led to the deterioration of not only your health, but your children's health, and it’s imperative that we reject them as much as possible by choosing natural, unadulterated products & lifestyles. This is crucial for leaving a legacy of true health & freedom for our kiddos… and grand-kiddos.

The “Great & The Terrible” Rise of Industrialization:

The industrial revolution brought about unprecedented changes & paved the road for agriculture and pharma’s intimate dance… Large-scale factory & farming operations prioritized profitability over sustainability & nutritional value, leading to the widespread use of chemicals and genetically modified organisms (GMOs). As a result, our food & personal/home/garden product supply became increasingly contaminated with toxins, and void of health promoting nutrients, contributing to the mess we’re in now.

From ADHD medications, to childhood vaccines, to chemical laden foods & personal care products, shopping big industry’s solutions has become synonymous with chronic illness and adverse health outcomes. Rates of chronic illnesses such as asthma, allergies, ADHD, autism, obesity, autoimmune disease, and now even heart problems(!) have reached epidemic proportions, with the above being implicated as major contributing factors. Our children are being bombarded with toxins from an early age, leading to immune system dysfunction, hormonal imbalances, and neurological damage.

Big Education is a Player Too:

Yes, that means public (ie: government) education. If you send your kids to public school, please just hear me out. Like big pharma and big ag, big education plays a significant role in shaping the health and well-being of all of us, but especially now, our children… Through government standardized curricula and corrupt corporate partnerships, our educational institutions have become breeding grounds for the promotion of industrialized food products, pharmaceutical drugs, and medical treatments. Children are taught to prioritize convenience and conformity over critical thinking and self-sufficiency, perpetuating a cycle of dependency on harmful products and practices.

Do you really want that for your child?

Yes, I am an advocate for home education. We homeschooled all 4 of our children at one point or another for a total of 9 ½ years, and public school doesn’t hold a candle to what we experienced as homeschoolers.

Enrollment in homeschooling is now growing faster than public schooling (yay, I say!). But I know not everyone is able to or even on board with that… So what to do?

Well, you can start by making changes in your own home, and then you teach your children what you’re doing and why… You can decide whether to take it a step at a time, slowly making changes to a cleaner, healthier life, OR say, “I’ve had enough,” and dive into full force transformation, getting rid of all things toxic (products & influences both), never to look back.

Either way, maybe take some time to ponder (and maybe even write down) why ditching toxic and welcoming clean, would be a blessing for you & your family.

Leaving Your Legacy & Bless Your Posterity:

As hard as it may be to believe, despite the chaos and corruption, there actually is hope. You can take a stand with us against the global agenda of industrialized corruption. As parents (or honestly, as adults), it’s our responsibility to safeguard the well-being of our children. By rejecting the toxic products & practices promoted by the “BIG” guys ~ and prioritizing clean, non-toxic products & practices in our own space & among other like-minded people, we can break free from the grip of the global agenda and build a much better future of health & freedom for our children.